Lorraine's gotta keitai (cell phone).
Lorraine got hate crimed in class by a little shit Japanese kid named Shoichi.
Lorraine has a new stalker friend who she's going thrift shopping with this Sunday because new stalker friend has CNN.
Lorraine cooked spaghetti with marinara and broccoli TWICE since her success with instant ramen. Will move on to spaghetti with pesto and boiled potatoes tomorrow.
Lorraine was somehow able to wash her clothes after aimlessly pressing buttons on the Japanese washing machine. Lorraine also realized it takes two days to air dry wet clothing
Lorraine's immune system is fighting a losing battle against the Japanese cold virus.
I need to buy some toilet paper.